Happy HO-lloween

Granted, I might have worn some pretty skimpy outfits for Halloween when I was in college. In fact, I think there are probably more pictures of those costumes than I'd like to know about. Still, I don't remember using the holiday to dress like a total prostitute.

Here I am this year. I am not sexy, nor am I cute, but I am 30. No more fishnets and short skirts. I'm a mother for God's sake. I probably would have chosen a different costume if people weren't already picking on me for looking like VP candidate Sarah Palin. Although this woman had it down better than I did. I think it's the bangs. I had the $300 Kasper suit but I can't compete with better hair.


And this is my example of sexy, but cute. Katie's costume is adorable (she's Harry Potter- duh!)
And then there was this. And my favorites of the night. Bumble bee and lady bug. Lady bug's entire pose in this picture just adds to the "I only look like a lady bug, but I'm a sexy lady bug"
Come on, ladies, behave!