aka "the biggest drinking night of the year,"
when two Yuppie parents went out for a beer.
The liquor was flowing, the taps flowing free,Staggering people all around- what a sight to see!
We met out our neighbors in a Mexican bar,
The crazy Hackett guy stole some bandmate's guitar.
Then the shots started flowing with names like "SoCo", "Jagger" and "Jack."We knew it was time to run and not look back.
So out into the street the Yuppie parents ran away,for we weren't into binge drinking on the eve of Thanksgiving Day.
As we ran for our car, they heard us exclaim,"You're going to have a headache in the morning, I claim!"
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