The Yuppie mom test

To prepare for the test, send out invites for a Halloween party. To the entire neighborhood.

Make cupcakes. And fancier desserts like "Worms in Dirt."
Make, don't just buy, a pinata.Prepare special punches and food for the kids.Organize a parade through the neighborhood....... which ends at your house. Play games, feed, and entertain 57 people!!!!

Was the party a success but your house is still trashed? Congratulations, you are a yuppie (and certifiably insane) mom.