Fun with Co-workers

So those of you who know me know that I work for the Girl Scouts. Attached to our office building is 300 acres of forest. In that forest there have been bear sightings.

Since that 300 acres also hosts tents, lean-to's, and other camp-like stuff that our girls use, we have had to put up a big "bear warning" sign. It basically warns our leaders not to leave out food, not to taunt the bears if they happen to see them, etc.

But wouldn't the bear sign be a lot more fun if it read like this?:

Of course the damned picture is too small to read, but this is basically what is says:

Bears are common in this area. We advise you to wear little noisy bells to give them warning and not catch them by surprise. We also advise you to carry pepper spray.

Outdoorsmen should be on watch for fresh bear activity and kno whow to tell the difference between black bear poop and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fir. Grizzly bear poop is larger, contails little brass bells and smells like pepper.