On his agenda for today:
-create wild beasts, reptiles and livestock
-create man and woman in his own image
-take lunch with Mrs. Obama. Do some fisting... I mean fist bumping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU (If you don't know why this video is so funny you're either a nun or you're 80 years old!)
-give speach to American's. Tell them "to be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it."
-Create welfare program to give both humans and animals plants to eat
-Kick back with the cabinet hommie's and declare the day's work "very good"
On tomorrow's to-do list:
rest. declare it "very good"
Think I'm being a little heretical for making fun of our chosen one? Hell, I didn't start it. Here's the picture from the LA Times.
Nope. Doesn't look ANYTHING like Michelangelo's work in the Sistine Chapel.
Have a great week!
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