Christmas Pictures

We went to see Santa today. The Yuppie mom tried to get a nice picture with both kids and Santa.

Fail.

We came home. Let's try this again, without a strange old man in a red suit and the line of kids behind you.

"All right kids, I'm going to set my timer. Sit still. Ok, here goes. 10...9...8... J! Don't make 'cheese' face!... 4... 3... J! Are you...."

FLASH.
"All right, this time J, no cheese face. Say 'Tacklebox' or 'Fishing Pole' or something else. 10...9... K! Quit hitting your brother! 6... 5... Sit up straight... K!"

FLASH.
"One last time. Sit still and smile, ok? 10... 9... J, what on earth do you have? No, I don't want a picture of your hook in our picture...6...5... Hurry up and put it down!...2...KIDS!!!!"

FLASH.
Ah, forget it. Merry Christmas.